dudeeee this site looks like shit
yea ok i'm a beginner at this u don't have 2 flame
i'm not tryna flame bro i just think if ur gonna link to this it should look better lol
r u gonna give me lessons or what

lulz. no
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Paul Theta is a lying sick FUCK who sells fake tech to REAL UfologistsOk whoever is reading this plz tell me if anyone else has run into this Paul “theta” guy. So i was looking for some new tech for my setup in Texas and thought i should upgrade my probe iv to a probe v. i was being cheap so i thought i’d check for second hand sellers coz my buddy in maine got his shit second hand and saved a lot of money doing it that way. Already spent so much on my new Mexico setup i thought it was for the best. Anyway. I was looking in the normal places like funkologists freakzonez whatever and nothing came up until i checked this random guy’s personal site “paul theta” (like that’s his real fucking name LOL) and finally found a reasonably priced data probe v. maybe too reasobale because this shit DOESN’T FUCKING WORK. Gives fake readings and is so shoddily made it basically fell apart the moment i plugged it in. don’t buy from this lying FREAK if you do don’t promote his shit coz even if yours works youre still promoting some tourist who obviously doean’t care about the sanctity of an ALREADY OPPRESSED FIELD OF STUDY. I CANT FUCKING
>>milfintraining >>newuser7825
user is under investigation in connection to the dude's case, and we're not taking the fucking blame for that lol.
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Missed Connections > South West
Posting here because I've tried basically everything else at this point. My name is Ula (don't feel comfortable giving my last name on a public forum, sorry) and I'm looking for information about the whereabouts of my (ex?) partner Paul Theta. He's Caucasian, has black hair, about 5'5", and has been "missing" (at least to me) since early 2012. If this sounds familiar to you at all please contact me at [email protected]. And if for some reason you're coming across this, Paul, please reach out. I won't be angry. I just miss you.
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